I have fallen victim to a know-it-all. I belong to a group of moms who get together with our kids once a week in various parks and fun places. While the kids play we have the chance for some grown-up conversation. For the three years since I made the transition from working outside the home to stay-at-home mom it has been my favorite day of the week. Enter the know-it-all.
No conversation is safe, no matter how trivial or inappropriate, from this woman. She has informed us all of our ignorance on everything from toilet paper to Christianity. I can not remember the last time she was at our weekly playgroup that I did not leave annoyed. And the worst part is that I’m usually annoyed with myself.
I have an almost perverse need to be understood, appreciated, acknowledged and taken seriously. In short I am a people pleaser. It gnaws away at me if I feel judged in the slightest and I usually think that if only I’d made my case better then the other person would surely have seen things my way. I can’t stand for people not to think of me as intelligent and when I’ve failed to persuade another person to agree with my point of view it feels like I’ve proven to them that I’m just not as smart as them. Which is insane because I don’t question their intelligence simply because they disagree with me. Most of the time anyway.
So, whenever this woman disagrees with me I find myself defending my position. Fiercely. She seems to enjoy these exchanges and sees them as a fun exchange of ideas. For me though they are not so fun. For days afterward I find myself thinking back to the debate; things I wish I’d said, things I wish I hadn’t said, things I can’t believe she said. As the week progresses I get over it, I bounce back and telling myself that I will do better next time. I will smile politely and say, “Well, that’s an interesting way to look at it.” I will take the high road. And then she tells me I’m wrong about something and the cycle starts again.
But this week, I will do better.